He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space
Ground control to major Tom
im going home
So “Blurred Lines”… Great song, awful lyrics, right?
Well, Weird Al Yankovic fixed that for us.
Also, some grammar-nazi and kinetic typography porn for your thorough enjoyment.
Seriously, this made most of my upcoming days :)
im reading this fic and Harry is just going around just crazily muttering “draco malfoy is up to something” to anyone who will listen
nO ITS NOT HALF BLOOD PRINCE
youre gonna look so godamn cool
Can confirm that there was a great demon war in skeleton hell.
eat 12 oysters and call me in the morning. and by morning i mean 1am. don’t wear a shirt. doctor’s orders.
I live in an island, so yesterday we had a really bad mist (like silent hill style) around the city ‘cause of the ocean and things like that. So what happened to show up inside of the mist? THIS DUDE! THIS DUDE SHOWED UP FROM NOWHERE WEARING THIS SILENT HILL PYRAMID HEAD COSPLAY AND JUST STOOD THERE! IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE STREET! FUCK! I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THAT! To make it worst it was 2AM!
Somewhere on this island, a cosplayer saw the mist roll in and thought “My time has come…”
Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box
and the circle is complete
She had curves in all the wrong places - some of them cast a 3-dimensional shadows, still others hummed a low, discordant note as they flitted about like flies. She was nothing like other girls - she was an abomination from the 6th plane of torment
my coworker is looking at reddit and I’m saying “cool meme” to every pic he’s opening regardless of what it is and he’s getting progressively more and more frustrated and yelling “IT’S NOT A MEME”
If you are driving a vehicle…
use your turn signal
Use your turn signal
Use your turn signal
USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL
USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL
IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION